I awoke standing in the desert, holding my arm out in front of me. I studied my surroundings as rolling hills of sand appeared around me. Suddenly, in the distance, a town took shape. The awkwardly built streets bustled with desert dwellers, they didn’t pay much attention to me; just stared blankly, like they weren’t even alive. I started towards the village, stopping in mid step from pure exhaustion every few seconds as more and more new lands popped up everywhere, or possibly stopping from some other, more sinister reason.
When I arrived at the town I ran around wildy, discovering new rooms and people. I stepped into what looked to be a storage room. Quickly, I opened the nearest chest discovering nothing inside; maybe there was something inside in reality, but I was far too excited to notice. I then sprinted out of the building jumping on top of what seemed to be a planter. Inside it held rows of crops. I noticed the standard wheat crop, but on the far side there was something that I didn’t recognize. I leaped across the planter, probably breaking a few crops with my fall, and punched the closest mystery crop. In an explosion of flora a yellow triangular object made it’s way into my hands, it claimed to be a “carrot”, whatever that meant.
Now with the awesome power of the “carrot” in hand I was ready to face fate, so I sprinted full speed towards an elephant grazing in a near field; I then swung the “carrot” with all my might. It quickly struck the elephant and rebounded back into exactly the same position it was in. But boy was the elephant pissed off. It rained down a typhoon of primal strength and tusks upon my blocky body. The pain was overwhelming, but I managed to continue my assault. Through all this I received some sort of hulk strength and was literally able to throw the elephant into the air with every swing. Blood spewed out of… well… one of us.. I’m not too sure who. But definitely someone was bleeding! Rage metaphorically blinded me and blood literally as with every strike I drove the carrot deeper and deeper into his thick hide spraying blood into my eyes, apparently. Eventually, he collapsed mid air and out of his lifeless body shot not one, but TWO hides. I triumphed over this double hided behemoth; nothing can stop me now. Dan-Craft, you are not prepared.